Since WOHMs are the only socioeconomic group left that it's okay to slam, here are some jokes for you!
How many WOHMs does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero, because they get someone else to do it - just like they do when it comes to their children!
Why did the WOHM cross the road?
Because they couldn't be bothered to deal with their children
(and there was a shiny new Range Rover across the street)
What did the one WOHM say to the other WOHM
"I don't care about my kids!"
Why did the WOHM throw her clock out the window?
Because she's not a 24/7 parent!
A WOHM walks into a bar, and the babysitter gets overtime!
What do you call 10,000 WOHMs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
A poem for all you WOHMs out there:
I work all day, and you may think
that I don't care a bit
but I care enough to make sure
you don't eat cat shit
I make sure you get exposure
to some of your peers
and I make sure you don't get
a hold of kitchen shears
So the $64K question is: Is being a SAHM and a homemaker a "24/7" job?
Answer: If it is, you're an idiot.
First and foremost, being a parent is a 24/7 job, whether you're mother or father, SAH or WOH. So no pity points there.
So is being a homemaker a 24/7 job? Maybe, if you're polishing candlesticks at 3am.
And no one's holding a gun to your head telling you to make meal plans in your head.
And like you'd really get fired if you didn't do your "job". Hell, all you need to do is claim that you're so busy that you need to hire a maid!